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my blog is great but have u seen my ass

  #tru  

My bra size should be C-4 cause these are some bomb ass titties

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

Still cant believe dork rnegarnan ‘s birthday is on the first day of halloween

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

megachikorita:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

  #ace    #omg  

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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team-seraphim:

I AM SO DONE

team-seraphim:

I AM SO DONE

blaggot:

me doing my class presentation (x)

blaggot:

me doing my class presentation (x)

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

  #bruh    #yes