z
zeldathemes
Bruhpunzel

»

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

  #nsfw    #holy fuck  

I have not been able to refill my queue the past few days, nor do i plan on being able to fill it everyday for a while. I have a LOT going on in my life for the first time and this blog is one of the last things on my mind. That doesn’t mean i wont be on here, but i will be posting a lot less, maybe 1 post every two hours (12 posts a day). If im slow to respond to your replys/messages, please forgive me, but I will try to respond to everyone. Stay awesome, guys :)

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

  #probably one of my all time favorite text posts  

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

  #literally me rn    #first day back    #BLEH  
wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

wollipyos:

asexuals:

What are those?

Those are Doritos.

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

taggedrne:

I just hung this on my wall

taggedrne:

I just hung this on my wall

yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s  Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

yourtubes:

There’s this guy at my school who’s Instagram is nothing but selfies with guys peeing in the back

Anyone know any good fitness/running apps?

Dammit i wanna run another mile again but i have blisters on my feet from running last time >:(

  #and from volunteering at the center bc my boots are loose    #oops